Billy's birthday was last Friday, Sept 16th... and wouldn't you know it ZZ Top came to Oklahoma City just to celebrate it. On Wednesday we went to Ok City to pick up Billy's new car... Suspiciously look'n like his old car... ANOTHER Mini Cooper. He's wanted a convertible... but had changed his mind.. I'm not sure if it was his own idea... or the voodoo I've been work'n on him that caused the change of heart. As always, Billy is a puter geek... I must mention here.. a "hybrid" geek, and he spend a good deal of time on the internet figure'n out how and what he wanted. The end result is a Chili Pepper Red Mini with a sun/moon roof. Gawd help me... I like it! The best thang about the car.. a kick ass sound system. Which we both can't live without... gotta have the tunes. Well, Friday rolls around and we went to the ZZ Top concert... it was awesome. The opening band "36 Inches" sucked, but the Walker Band from Austin was really good. Billy wore his kilt.. I do love the comments and stares he gets... Did I tell ya.. the man has "sweet knees"? I'm gonna make a Tshirt that says... if you have crappy pot... don't sit close to me. Geesh... they were smoke'n stuff that smelt like it had been rolled in dawg crap. The kid that was standing next to Billy was really blasted and he kept pushin up against him... I squeezed in between so he'd stay off of Billy. Eventually he was pressing me so hard.. Billy gave him a "friendly" push and told him to more or less "back off". Hmmmm I suppose he wasn't as far gone as I originally thought... cuz he never touched me again... I would take a man in a skirt... VERY seriously. It was late coming back and of course we stopped at IHOP... we both were tired, still rock'n from the concert... I was doin my best to keep Billy awake.. as any good wife should, when Billy said... "there is a cop behind us.. and he has his lights on". I'm now visualizing... Billy step'n outta the car in his kilt.. just outside of Kingfisher, Oklahoma, and the thought came to me... just how is this cop gonna react? I KNOW how old Elvis the Frost, Texas cop would respond... Something about "You shure have a purdy mouth"... Whew... we just got a warning ticket.. the cop said he was speeding... and Billy got to stay in the car. To date.. upon hearing this story... at least two men are now interested in purchasing kilts. I do believe that Billy shares a bit more detail in his version than I do.
later darlins.....
later darlins.....
